Thursday, February 28, 2002

Nothing to see here anymore. Move along now kids

Sunday, February 10, 2002

Friday, February 08, 2002

Got a bunch of links to throw your way today.

I've decided that I would like to work at Compuware when I grow up. Here's somewhat of a bio of one of the co-founders (and most widely known), Peter Karmanos jr.

How I even managed to find this site is beyond me. For some reason I think I've linked to this site before. Maybe I just pondered linking to this site. I don't know. Anyway, someone has quite a bit of free time on their hands and has a very strange obsession.

The "Pre-date Confidence Builder" is just too funny. I just recently picked up this link from some other blog but I can't remember from where now.

Convicted felons lose the right to have their voice heard through voting for the rest of their life; long after they have paid their debt to society through time served, etc...

People get way too freaked out about sex. Relax. It's natural.

Beware of Technology, it may not be the best thing after all.

I love Michigan Left Turns. I think it's probably one of the most useful things Michigan has produced. Although, a whole webpage devoted to their history?

Monday, February 04, 2002

Luxury phones? Puleeease!

Thursday, January 24, 2002

Why does this candle cost $55? Because it's from Neiman Marcus, that's why.

It's also the same reason why these socks cost $19 and why these four, tiny, 2 inch, travel sized make-up brushes cost $75.

Thursday, January 17, 2002

Does anyone have $7500 I can borrow/have to buy this artwork by Glenn Barr?

Or other lovelies from C-POP

Tuesday, January 15, 2002

And then this. Bush you are such a jerk! What the hell is the matter with you? You call yourself a good and Christian man yet you worship the dollar. What religion do you call that?
A couple comments about this lastest news nugget about John Walker Lindh
1. Why is he being tried in a civil court where Bin Laden isn't?
2. I think this whole story about him meeting Bin Laden and prior knowledge of the terrorist plans is horse shit. I don't think even those that actually boarded the planes knew what the skinny was until very, very shortly beforehand; I'm talking days or even hours.
Are you feeling generous today?
I have updated my wishlist just fjor you.
Aren't I nice? Actually, I forgot about it for awhile. Not too much has changed. I changed my mind on a bunch of stuff and added a couple things. No biggy.

Sunday, January 13, 2002

I'm sure you have all heard of Prince Harry's troubles by now.
How funny. I'm happy to see the kid is normal and going to turn out just fine.
Along the way through Yahoo was an article about the lovely "Monarchy" - Fifty Years of Trivia and Absurdity
It's short and worth the read once you get past the first paragraph. (I really didn't understand it - does it make any sense to you?)

Wednesday, January 09, 2002

And then, right above that article was this
Am I the only one that sees a connection? This is the time that more time, effort, and money need to be invested into mental health treatment, not less.
This is what happened in Ypsilanti. There are many chronically, mentally ill people roaming the streets. And then they can't figure out why no one wants to come downtown. It's a shame. These people need help. They are homeless. They can't get a job because their head is fucked up but they can't get the medicine they need because they don't have a job. How are these people supposed to help themselves like this? It's impossible. Many could become wonderful, productive citizens if they were just given a few tools to get them started. But no! Governor Engler says that costs too much. Apparently it's much better for some to just die under the overpass then to take away valuable resources from such lovely projects that he gives to his buttbuddies
Donna Altoonian
A few years ago, her and her story would be plastered all over everyone's nightly news, smeared on CNN, and over-analyzed on the View. Now it's almost common place. How very sad

I know this woman. She is a nice person. I am in shock and have been about this since it happened. I don't know what went wrong. From the outside, she seemed to have it so together. From reading the reports though, it's obvious that she has had problems all her life. Many times she has tried to kill herself.
Why wasn't this woman given help? It's obvious she needed it. Maybe her children would be alive and happy with their mother. Instead, two tiny caskets were added to the ground and Donna will probably eventually succeed at what she tried to do to herself that night.
What a waste.

Tuesday, January 08, 2002

``My general impression was, he was a good guy who really represented American values..."

While I don't know about all that but Dave Thomas was certainly a clever man. His simple and often humorous commercials were a breath of fresh air as far as fast food commerce goes.
But he's dead and gone now. Probably done in by the very food(?) that he hawked for so many years.
Too bad really, at 69, he was pretty young.
Oh my God!
I have died and gone to a blue heaven!!! courtesy of Mike Clarke

Monday, January 07, 2002

I totally forgot about Disastro
I was remini....(shit, no more spell check) through my olden days of blogging and I came accross the link again. I read and I was amused. I'm assuming the puma patriotic pride was satire. Or at least I hope it was

Wednesday, December 19, 2001

Super, super cool site via CC
Instead of donating money to the Salvation Army, please tell them to stop discriminating.
If you need help, you need help. What does it matter who you like to kiss?
You can print out substitute dollars here to put into the red kettles that are everywhere

And while you're at it, why don't you join this anti-discrimination webring.
Who Cares?
There aren't a lot of members currently but hopefully we can change that.

Tuesday, December 18, 2001

It has just occured to me that the internet sucks.
Well, as far as finding information about 19th century diseases anyway

The Vapors -
What were they? I know that that common Victorian malady actually turned out to be a very real and legitimate disease.
But what was it? I can't find information anywhere and I'm getting frustrated.

Is there a Doctor in the House?
Paging Dr Know-it-all

Thursday, December 13, 2001

Whoa
Not necessarily a good idea
This just had to be reheated and served up on another blog.
Mr. Bush, you are a terrorist
thanks LaVonne for doing all the work

Tuesday, December 11, 2001

Today in English class we read the Declaration of Independence
It was used as an example of an Argumentation Essay
I'm sad to admit that until this afternoon, I had never completely read the Declaration of Independence.

I was stuck by the parellels between the D of I and what is going on in our country as we speak.
Everything goes in circles I guess.
We have become what England was and Bush is a direct parallel to King George III
Read for yourself - draw your own conclusions
This is not fair.
How can somebody look so fantastic as a man and as a woman?

And who knew RuPaul was such a dish as a man. Damn. Yum.
I just got hooked up with my Blogger Insider partner today
Waiting for my first installment of questions.
I hope this goes over well and doesn't lose steam, it's a cool idea. And who doesn't secretly (or not) love answering questions about themselves.
We are all narcissists at heart.

Sunday, December 09, 2001

kill your tv
Ok everybody
I totally need your help.
I have to write an essay about something controversial
I can't think of anything controversial

I know, I know, I like to write about controversial things so what's the problem right?
I don't know - I'm drawing a blank

You can help by sending ideas to me here

Friday, December 07, 2001

JibJab is very definitely my favorite thing on the web right now
Check out their cartoons.

Monday, December 03, 2001

I wrote this the day T McVeigh was killed
I just reread it.
I thought it might be worth reposting

Sunday, December 02, 2001

Oh my God!
I really am a schmuck!
A couple of posts down I'm shamelessly begging for Clinique
A couple of posts further down The post directly underneath (!), I'm lementing the overconsumption surrounding Christmas.
They have truly brainwashed me
I suck
*sigh*
ftp is down again
welcome back to Comcast, Tuesday

*sigh*
Totally forgot about World Aids Day yesterday
Feel like a shmuck

Wednesday, November 28, 2001

I know, I know. It's getting on towards Christmas and all of you out there are sitting around the fire htinking, "Shit! What am I going to get Tuesday for Christmas this year?"
Well, hopefully you're thinking that.
Anyway, relax, I've done all the work for you. Just go here and pick something, anything, and buy it. I can never have too much Clinique.

Monday, November 26, 2001

...we don't live to support an economy. The economy exists to support us...
When was that little fact lost?
All of this BUY, BUY, BUY is really starting to ruin my Christmas.
thanks opensewer

Saturday, November 24, 2001

I really want a comments posting thing (like snorland) on this blog but I just jdon't get what i'm supposed to do. Someone please help me - email

Friday, November 23, 2001

The sad thing about all of this, and something Colleen forgot to mention is:
This all seemed OK to all those invovled. It doesn't appear that they even realized how fucked up these costumes were. What does that say about the US (who is currently trying to fight a war supposedly to stop an extremely discriminatory regime) and the college generation? Are these the kids that are enlisting specifically to go over there and kick some Afghany butt. (their words, not mine)? Do they know what they are fighting for? Obviously not. It's just a state sanctioned chance to hurt people.

And because of that, nothing will be ever accomplished in the middle east!
No one has been or is going shopping. Right. Right?

Wednesday, November 21, 2001

Here's a link that will go nicely with what I just posted on my journal. It's Dominique Appia's website. I'm impressed; very nice use of flash in a non-flashy sort of way.
I have just typed my little fingers to their current nubs. Poor me. Now I need to blog more. I've been busy with life (I finally have one, sorta) and nov layout on ? (I'm tired of typing). Well, I think I've got things under control for about 72 hours. So, maybe after Thank God for Smallpox Day, I'll post some links to things.

Monday, November 19, 2001

I picked this link off of Adams blog.
I thought it was so important that many people should (and probably will) be blogging about it.
I have a few thoughts I wanted to add to this. But first, a paraphrase.

When the Govenment take away any rights or liberties of its citizens, it doesn't give them back, ever


I have to wonder about all of this. One part of me thinks of the great luck the administation was handed in the form of terrorist attacts. They've been wanting to do this for a long time but they never had a legitimate excuse to trample all over us and make us into slaves.

On the other hand, how do we know that this whole thing, planes, anthrax, unrights, wasn't orchestrated somewhere deep in the bowels of the power machine?
Really?

I'm sure many will see this and laugh and think, Silly Tuesday, our gov is good and cares for its people. It simply is not capable of pulling off something like this.

Or is it. This is, of course, some of the same government to came up with the lone gunman idea and sold it to the masses. I think it's pretty evident to one and all by now that our own govenment had a huge, if not entire, hand in killing the president of the United States.
Was Kennedy the first? Probably not.

Something interesting to think about today while you ar chomping down your fast food lunch.
What a bummer.
I was going through my past posts and realized that several of my links are obsolete.
that sucks - there were some funny ones

In other news, the LB has now joined us in the online world. We absolutely must start an online colaboration.
It will truly be sick and twisted.

Sunday, November 18, 2001

The scary thing is, most of these are pretty cool.
Thanks Lura
note to self: never drink coffee directly after brushing teeth. very, very bad
two more simple facts about me: I drink Kenyen blend coffee and use Mentedent toothpaste.
the sun is winning, the sun is winning. I can see all the way to the mail kiosk!!!!
I remember a couple years ago when I jetted off to England for a couple days I was in Greenwhich hanging around some grassy knoll by the time line when a weathered old woman came up to me and started talking. I kind of tuned her out because by then I had been living in ypsi for awhile and was used to crazy old people coming up to me and just start talking. So, she talked at me for awhile and can't remember what she said then I made actions like I needed to leave and that's when she said something so hilarious I will never forget it as long as I live.

She said, "Beware of funny little men that were make-up."

It struck me as incredibly pertinent because that was about the time I was deep into Prodigy. It makes me wonder if she could read my mind.
I was so happy to get back online. One of the first things I did was stalk out Zack de la Rocha. I'm sure that's not too much of a suprise to some. Anyway, I found this blog quite by accident. He hasn't posted since March so it's probably defunct but it's a good read. Check it out.
When I first started blogging, I was always envious of other blogs with flash and funky graphics and the like. Now I actually think some folks go a little overboard. I mean, it's cool to import your personality onto your blog or journal; but with all these hi-tech gizmos, it kind of takes away from the DIY aspect of blogging that attracts so many people in the first place. When a potential blogger stumbles upon flash loaded blog after flash loaded blog, it gets a little intimidating. What's the point of blogging and learning basic coding if everyone has already passed that by.
There are a bunch of software programs that will make lovey webpages for you but I think it's very important to know at least the basics of coding. It certainly can't hurt you.
The sun is desperately trying to pry away the atmosphere from fog's death grip.
(translation: it's really fucking foggy outside)
I think the sun may be winning in this atmospheric tug-of-war.
(translation: it's getting a little better)

But not much, it's still pretty bad out there. It came in last evening and like that one rude asshole at a party, it refuses to leave.
I missed the meteor shower last night because of it. (actually, I should say this morning).
I set my clock to 4 am, and I even got up. I was really disappointed. It was supposed to be the best meteor shower we will ever see. It was supposed to be clear.
I might cruise the web and see it they have any video of it or something. I'm sure out of 7ish billion people, someone recorded it and put it on the web.

Saturday, November 17, 2001

I've missed blogging so much. I have so much to say I don't know where to begin.
For starters though, I can't seem to get the ftp thing to work with my site on comcast. I've always had probs figuring that out. Anyone have any ideas?
I'm back from fishing
did you miss me?

Friday, August 03, 2001

Gone Fishin'
Be Back In a Couple Weeks Months

Wednesday, July 25, 2001

Hmm, strangely interesting.
I wonder what's in their referer logs?
The description of the site is so hokey though.
"frequently updated weblog of librarian culture of interest to rarin' librarians and other info junkies."

I mean, rarin' librarians? Come on.
Huge, huge time waster.
So, what's in your search results?

Monday, July 23, 2001

The LB says I'm uppity. Sometimes I think she's right
like, read me like ok?
and like while you're like at it, gag me with like a spoon ok?
What a surprise. I clicked onto that voice thing that blogger mentioned and the first entry was one from Ypsilanti. My home.
Her name is Xaymara. I have no idea how to pronounce that but she does a pretty good job at it. (One would hope anyway)
You can check out her voice message here.
There is also a small picture to see, and links to email and her own page.
And when you get there, read the 'read me'. I couldn't have said it any better myself. Spoken like a true Michigan Chick, I love it.

Sunday, July 22, 2001

For some strange reason, I can totally relate to this woman. Hmmm, I wonder why?
When you're the baby of the family and your siblings are quite a bit older it's like being an only child. And boy do you come up with some weird shit to entertain yourself
I think I'm pretty happy with the site design. So very Atari.
And it goes quite nicely with the (new) journal design. (which isn't up yet because of ftp issues)
I'll be happy when my server is fixed. I have more good things on the way.
So Maxim is history. I took him down to my sister's house today. I cried a little as I put him in the cat carrier. But, he kept meowing all the way down to his new home. Over an hour. I tried turning up the volume on the radio but that would make meow that much louder. Finally, about 20 minutes away from my sister's, I pulled off onto a side road and stuck him in the trunk. Cruel I know but if you had to listen to this cat all that time you would have too. He's lucky I didn't just toss him by the side of the road.

When I got to my sister's, I set his carrrier on the ground and open the door. He hopped right on out. But he didn't know about the dog and the first time mother cat. Poor Max. Babs, the new mother cat, jump right in front of his face and hissed at Max. Then the dog, Scout, stupid dog, chased him into the barn. Stupid dog.
Max hung out under the porch for a while, then Scout chased him back into the barn and there he stayed.
I hope he'll be alright out there. I'm sure he will but I'm still worried about him.
I found this site while looking for information about Mynah Birds.
It doesn't have anything to do with the care, breeding or purchasing of Mynah Birds.
But it was interesting. And the laws are really stupid

Saturday, July 21, 2001

I can't wait for my friggin server to pull its head out a specific body orfice so I can put up a great image I made.
Oops

Friday, July 20, 2001

What started out as a layout for this blog turned into a new August design for my journal. I really want to put it up. I spent all afternoon working on it. Too bad the ftp thing is still fucked. I guess I'm going to have to break down and call Comcast.
I am so hokey. I ditched my own layout for a pre-fab one.
I just didn't like that layout. I like the image that I made for it but it just never worked right.
So, I guess I'll use this until I come up with something different.
Peep Show
Watch a play by play of intimate marshmallow peeps fights. Thanks Mr Phancy
I'm having ftp issues with the journal so I guess I post here today.

Anyone want a lovey, 3 year old tiger cat? Cause I sure as hell don't. That little fuck has gotten on my last nerve for the last time.
Bad Cat
His name is Maxim and he's very friendly. I think he thinks he's a dog. And he's declawed (sorry) and fixed (really sorry).

Monday, July 16, 2001

boat - a small, open watercraft.
Can we say, "Duh"?
What a groovy design design (minus the absent graphics) design
CM and I watched a couple of really good movies this weekend.
At the top of the list were:
Slam - Saul Williams is amazing. There is no other word for it. What a beautiful talent to go hand in hand with a beautiful man
Coyote Ugly - Yeah, I know it came out quite awhile ago. I'm just catching up. The movie wasn't nearly as stupid as I thought it was going to be. In fact, I really thought it was excellent. I especially loved the bar owner herself. What a fantastic hard-ass. I can only hope to be like her some day.
The Score - (really annoying website) Too hot, was forced to seek shelter in the cinema. And fine choice indeed. It has Ed Norton. Permanent hottie.
And a twist ending, always my favorite. Actually had me on the edge of my seat (not literally) stressing about them being caught and whatnot. And Ed Norton (did I mention that he was a hottie) plays a great mentally challenged!

Sunday, July 15, 2001

I can not believe how freakin' stupid W is!
Where did this guy learn to talk?

Thursday, July 12, 2001

I discovered Hot Or Not
This guy was the "Winner Takes All" (except he and his lesbian girlfriend were cruising for other chicks, I voluntarily not being one of them) but there were maybe two or three others that were very pleasant on the eyes. the rest pretty much were average or really sucked.
But, be forewarned, going through those pictures is very addicting. The Mr and I almost made a night out of it.

Other hotties hottie hottie hottie hottie
Buy the puppies a drink will ya?
This place is the best. And CM was talking about playing hockey in Scotland.
If we go, please buy us beer.
Thanks!
via SixDifferentWays

Wednesday, July 11, 2001

I have a sneaking suspicion that I will never be "Blog of the Moment" due to my rather ruthless comments about blogger/blogspot and how unbelievebly random the service quality is.
Oops, I think I did it again
New interesting blog to check out -- I am a little explosion
Thanks John the Pronoun
I have a little crush on a kid from work. I hope he is skulking outside my window as we speak.
He does know where I live

Tuesday, July 10, 2001

Opensewer 9 is on.
"What is the true nature of our collective aspirations?
Do we have collective aspirations at all? What is the perception...what is the reality?
Does the American Dream have different flavors? Does it, today, exist in any sort of identifiable form? Is there one dream that dominates the rest?"

I would really like to go. It sounds very interesting and I've always wanted to join some kind of discussion about current evernts like this.

Sunday, July 08, 2001

Oh it's just too much!
I think I giggled myself silly with this one.
Thanks to Alex from Using Bees to Effect Vengence, funny, funny, funny.
Want to know how fucked in the head you are?
Try a personality test. But not just any personality test. How about a personality disorder test?
That's right. I took one. I would post my results but I wouldn't want to give away all my secrets.
What a great site, the splash page is the best

Friday, July 06, 2001

A few other blogs worth reading:
drinking by myself - cryptic but lovely
Generation Fuck You - what you see is
what you get
ThinkDink - fantastic design, I love it
I am Scott Cybak and you are not - So, I'm curious, what exactly does a Michigan accent sound like?

Tuesday, July 03, 2001

I love Kraftwerk - they make me happy
I'm currently obsessed with Antenna. I think it's my favorite Kraftwerk song of all. Although, it's hard to pick.

Tuesday, June 26, 2001

Anyone know of a good hotel in downtown Toronto for a decent price?
Email me

Monday, June 25, 2001

I really like this blog. And 'Sucky Ways To Die' is always good reading
Should I get myself a 404? Probably not but this one is rather interesting.

Wednesday, June 20, 2001

Fantastic!!
I read this while slouching at my computer, drinking beer and shoving Oreos into my mouth.
Thanks house of love.
I feel like a cow now.

Tuesday, June 19, 2001

So this is what's going on with my computer. Ah-ha
All that and she can sing too, barely. That Britney's a queen.
What the fuck is this?
Since everyone else is posting random flash gmes websites I'd thought I would too.
Here's a few.
Funky Afro - give haircuts, makes them dance and change backgrounds.
Here's an interesting article about the T V
execution. Something similar to what I said.

And just to make sure the doesn't let their execution skills go rusty, they decided to do it again.

Monday, June 18, 2001

So my layout dreams never came true. Must be a bad host or something.
I'm tired of trying to do interesting things on blogspot cause it never works so I said Fuck It!
Why bother at all. I'll just use this lame layout and call it good.

Friday, June 15, 2001


blogger is shit. it doesn't work. i hate it.

Thursday, June 14, 2001

Finally, I figured out the Damn thing myself. I have no idea what I was doing wrong. But who cares, it works now.
I'm going to redo some things on this site today so if you keep seeing it in the "recently updated", by all means, check it out.
Feedback would be nice too, even if you hate the design. Positive critsism or something like that.
Will someone please tell me how to get a background saved at Geocities onto my blog which is hosted at blogspot (of course)
Email me please!!!
My own personal take on the whole circus known as the 'Timothy McVeigh Trial'
It's long and a little off the point at some times but worth the read.
Find it here. Then visit my online journal.

Monday, June 11, 2001

Fantastic new blog for all your reading pleasure. And the name is great. Using Bees To Effect Vengence
Lee R. Raymond, CEO of ExxonMobil

Raymond heads the world's third-largest corporation, which earned more than $17 billion in profits in 2000, exceeding many nations' revenues. So when Raymond questions whether global warming exists or if fossil fuels play any role in it, people shudder. Because ExxonMobil's attitudes and policies impact virtually everyone.

ExxonMobil carries the big club for the Neanderthal wing of the fossil fuel lobby. According to author Ross Gelspan, it is the only major oil company to deny climate change, using outdated, manipulated and unqualified information. British Petroleum, by contrast, has become the largest producer of solar energy systems in the world. Even Shell and Texaco have also made progress.
ExxonMobil hasn't.

*No buying gas from Mobil anymore!

*Thanks to opensewer yet again for blogging this story first

Sunday, June 10, 2001

Jane Monheit is amazing.
And very beautiful too.

I've never heard of her until today. I was working on my puzzle and had those tv music channels playing in the background. They had some showcase on her. They played some of her music and had an interview with her. She is such an amazing singer. And so young. I really like her. I think I might get her cd.

Saturday, June 09, 2001

It seems as if Japan has come down with a case of America's dirty little disease.
Is this the price for living in a society like ours? The price for such constant stress and paranoia?
That we hack up a few small children when we decide that we can't take it anymore?
When we realize that the world does not owe us a fucking thing nor is it going to bend over backward for us?

Tuesday, June 05, 2001

Those who advocate drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to meet current needs are careful to conceal the facts that almost none of the electricity in energy-troubled California is generated from oil.

Excellent, excellent point!!!. Thank you to periodically.com for this tidbit.
Be sure to check out his site for more.
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One question: Why would you want to hack Crushlink?
Another question: Why are you looking for naked weather forcasters?
Lissette Stanley is my hero!

Sunday, June 03, 2001

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Your Girlfriend's a Heroin Whore
and a Crackhead too

Wednesday, May 30, 2001

Napster is such crap now thanks to that little fuck Lars Ulrich.
If anyone happens to see or meet him, be sure to punch him in the face, ok.
That little puny shit annoys the fuck out of me. And now he's gone and fucked it up for everybody.
Greedy fucking Bastard.
Can't download shit anymore!!!

And why the fuck is Blogger so slow now?
All this resolving servers shit is really just fucking things up. It's not helping at all.
Note to Blogger people/person. Quit it!!

Tuesday, May 29, 2001

Schoolcraft College's website is so bad. It's embarrasing.
This is where I plan to go to resume my useless college education.
I tried to find out info about my chosen career path, Culinary Arts. Impossible.
I'm starting to think twice about it though. Maybe I'll just go into Psych. Or maybe I'll just go to some other school.
Like a Cosmotology school and learn how to dye people's hair. Like I don't know how to do that already.

Monday, May 28, 2001

Oh, I am so totally going to start a page like this.
One hundred and one male celebreties I fantasize about sleeping with but will never get the chance.
Not that I even would if given the chance. It's all over for me. I've become a "one dick" kind of girl now.
But....I can still look.

Thursday, May 24, 2001

This is exactly how I felt Sunday at the mall (click on gallery of the ill fitting pants). Nothing, and I mean nothing fit right! This doesn't happen often. I usually find way too much crap to buy. When it does though, I wander around aimlessly the rest of the day wondering. "Who designs this shit?"

Tuesday, May 22, 2001

Excellent!!!
The Avs won
They are going to the Stanley Cup Finals

Friday, May 18, 2001

I just spent the last 3 hours gluing other people's hair into my own hair. Is there something serious wrong with me?

Thursday, May 17, 2001

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
- Ronald Reagan
Well, that about sums up Reagan's career as president.
Thanks to LaVonne from huh?? for the enlightening quote.

Wednesday, May 16, 2001

would you like a condom with that?
Or would you rather play games instead?
Perfect educational game for all your young kiddies.

I can't remember whose blog I found this link on, but, thanks. Real orgasmic

Tuesday, May 15, 2001

Sylvia has got some really groovy backgrounds you can download for free.
Rice Is Nice
Oh Lordy, where do I even begin to explain what is wrong with this article?
Well, let's start with this. Most women are not nearly so petty and insecure.
For the guys shaking their heads "Yes, my girl is like that", I have this to say to you. Maybe you should take a look at your own self. You are probably a piece of shit. Or worse. And quite to the contrary, women get along great when not in the presence of men.
Female Bitchiness is just your codeword for "I'm a total asshole and I'm driving this poor women insane"
And Pimp? My broke bastard brother - you ain't nothing like a pimp. You a piece o shit.
You wouldn't know what a pimp was if Ice-T came and butt-fucked you!
And besides, it's not cool to be a pimp.
Concerning hockey....
"Well, the big D man might be a goon but he fair let rip a howitzer from the top of the circle, the stopper got a blocker to the biscuit but it still found top shelf via the pipe work"

The scary thing is, I know exactly what is being said without even thinking of reading the explanations

Here's a better explanation of what was said

Saturday, May 12, 2001

I don't think I could have said it any better myself.
I love hockey, especially playoff hockey.
It's an amazing and rough sport.
Way more rough than basketball or football.
You don't hear about those guys playing with broken bones, concussions, eye injuries ect...
The latest casualty seems to be Peter Forsberg. He played the last games of the series, won, had dinner than had his spleen removed. Typical day at the office.
Oh I have found the greatest, most obnoxious website in the universe.
The dead don't know

Here's another funny list. This time it's for students
I can't wait to get back to school to try some of these things

Discreetly position a number of bottle rockets on the floor. Discreetly light them.
The fucked up thing is - I know someone that has lit off bottle rockets in a topless bar.

Wednesday, May 09, 2001

I think I have found my new residence. Lake in the Woods Apartments
(that is the longest link in history)

We are going for the "Barrington"
It's a good deal and a few months are free so....

Although, this is the model that I really want. The "Hampshire". It's really cool. Has a fireplace and washer/dryer. I just can't justify paying that price a month though.
Maybe it will go on special after the 15th of this month. If it does, which it probably won't, I'm going to switch.
I guess it's a good indication that I've had too much to drink when I glanced up at those Promotional Beer Flags and it resembles my outfit.
Then when I look again, I realize that it is my outfit hanging up there.

Sunday, May 06, 2001

It's sad. I've even grown cynical of most blogs already.
I'll click onto one, skim the first few lines.
And if not to my liking will say to myself, "Yeah, that's nice",
In a very sarcastic tone.
This so sucks.
I smooshed my fucking Hostess Twinkie Damnit!!!

Thursday, May 03, 2001

Just cleaning out the favorites menu and thought I'd send a few useless links your way
Yes, they are useless, well most of them, but, like a twitching crackhead on the corner, you just have to look.
Enjoy.
Here goes...

First off, I hate cookies. The computer kind. They really piss me off. No one has any business putting shit on my computer. I bought the damn thing. I want to use up every last bit of space on this thing. And I don't want some weird company from God knows where snooping around in my personal surfing habits. That's for me to know and them to, well, never know.

MC kept telling me about this squirrel out in the desert with a really big sack. I thoght the hot desert sun had gotten to him. I guess not.

I thought this one was pretty clever. Stupid yes, bet cute.

Fuck that wishlist thing, I want one of these. Nothing says revolution like a lunchbox

These bugs are pretty wild. This site features calling songs of cicadas. You know, those really annoying bugs that make that noise in the summer that's so loud it drowns out the tv. Anyway, about a third of the way down on the page is Magiccicada Septendecim (L.) This is the one to listen to. Creepy and wild. I love it

And one last one. Droplift Downloads. How could you not want to do this?
O, I want one of these journals to come my way so bad!
Anyone out there got a journal, please send it my way

Tuesday, May 01, 2001

I just read this on this guy Josh's blog.
Go to 'Musings', then go to '25 reasons boys like girls'
I almost got tears in my eyes.
Ok, I lied, I did get little tears in my eyes.
This is one of the sweetest and kindest things I've ever read.
I know CM feels this way about me and that is such a great feeling.

Monday, April 30, 2001

Well, I've encountered some bad Flash. (boo-hoo-hoo)
I mean, real bad Flash
Maybe the folks over at Miller Beer were hoping their visitors would be too drunk to notice the really annoying website.

Why do major companies like this have really shitty, busy, annoying websites? Haven't they heard of 'Keep It Simple Stupid'?
Ford and Sony are the worst that I've seen so far. MGD is right behind.

MGD is having that contest right now where you enter the code from your beer bottle. That is, if you can manage to pry off the 1/2 inch by 1/2 inch label.
I have a couple of those tickets and today was the last day of the contest so I went to the site, entered my birthdate about 36 fucking times and came up with nothing. They had already yanked the contest off the website!
I'm so pissed. I probably had the ticket for the Grand Prize or something. Damn, I could packing for my vacation in some exotic locale right now but no. I was cheated.
I even emailed them and told them how disappointed I was.

Bastards

Friday, April 27, 2001

Children do not come from their parents, they come through them.

What a beautiful sentence
Find more here
I'm listening to the Smashing Pumpkins right now.
Every time I here them I remember how much I love them and dearly wish they would play just one more concert in my front yard
This just threw me into fits of giggles.
Canada you fucking whore

*Thanks to CC from SixDifferentWays for the wicked humor today

Thursday, April 26, 2001

NATURAL LAW PARTY NEWS FLASH!

APRIL 29 NATIONAL CONFERENCE CALL

Please join us on Sunday evening, April 29, for an inspiring
Natural Law Party national conference call updating everyone on

- the latest Natural Law Party news and successes from
around the nation;
- ongoing progress in building our Natural Law-Independent
coalition; and
- Dr. John Hagelin's new, foundational research into the
field of human consciousness.

Featured speakers on the call will include

- Dr. John Hagelin, the Natural Law Party's 2000
presidential candidate
- Robert Roth, author of the political bestseller
"A Reason to Vote"
- Kingsley Brooks, Natural Law Party Co-Chair
- Judy Barath Black, Chair of the Natural Law Party
of California
- Cathy Carter, Chair of the Natural Law Party
of North Carolina

TO CONNECT: Dial 512-305-4608
(the cost is the same as a regular long-distance
phone call to this number)

DATE: Sunday, April 29
TIME: 8:30 p.m. & 10:30 p.m. Eastern time
7:30 p.m. & 9:30 p.m. Central time
6:30 p.m. & 8:30 p.m. Mountain time
5:30 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. Pacific time

If you have any difficulties connecting, please call
512-404-2300.

Please encourage your family and friends to connect to
the call as well. We look forward to sharing an evening
of knowledge and inspiration with you!
================================================================
For more information, please visit the Natural Law Party website, or the John Hagelin website

Wednesday, April 25, 2001

Oh Oh Oh. More beautiful Flash.
I really want some like this!!!
Skim over the enter button and then once inside skim over the menu buttons. Makes me giddy with delight. This is what web-surfing should be like all the time

Thak you to Craig from periodically.com for bringing this to everyone's attention

I should start a blog just to link to all this amazing Flash

Tuesday, April 24, 2001

Do you have that strange feeling that you might be a ......NERD?!?
GASP!
Why don't you go ahead and find out with this handy Nerd Test
*One hint, you can improve your nerd score by using a mac instead of pc

OK, so you didn't score very high and you're feeling low cause you're not a nerd.
Don't worry - You can still pretend you're smart by taking thisTrivial Trivia Quiz

OK, OK, so you failed that test too. Either you're a fucking idiot; in which case you need to go here.

Or, you're pathetic and you need to go here

Monday, April 23, 2001

As for leaving no child behind, Bush makes exceptions for children with inferior addresses
And you wonder who's hogging all the bandwidth. Stupid shit like this. Crushlink. Someone sent me a crush. Like I don't know who that is. What I didn't know was, apparently, I'm still in junior high.

Saturday, April 21, 2001

Bummer
The Adbusters tv uncommercial did not get aired yesterday because to the wonderful protests in Quebed City.
But that's OK, I'm sure it will get aired soon.

Friday, April 20, 2001

I SUPPORT THOSE THAT ARE PROTESTING IN QUEBEC CITY

THANK YOU FOR FIGHTING FOR THE FREEDOM OF THE CITIZENS OF THE AMERICAS

YOU CAN SUPPORT THEM TOO. VISIT STOP FTAA TO LEARN MORE


Everybody, please, please watch this. It is very good, I've already seen it.
And I can't believe CNN, the McDonald's of the news world, is going to show it.
Score 1 for the Rebels!

"This Friday April 20th, tune in to CNN's Inside Politics program at 5:35 p.m. (eastern) to watch the edgy TV Turnoff "Uncommercial" you helped get on the air."


Also heard about the FTAA this morning.
If you are down with NAFTA, you're going to piss your pants with joy.
For the other 99% of the world population, you know, the poor, you will be shaking in your boots with fear.
Hang the rich. :::2 cents
Here's one for the ladies. Sexy photos of Strom Thurmond in action.
Doesn't it just make you tingly all over? :::2 cents

Thursday, April 19, 2001

Check out this girl's wishlist. She wants 1984 by George Orwell. And I think I'm actually going to buy it for her. What a great book. I think everyone should own a copy!
So Goody, Goody Gum Drops
I got a message board of my very own.
Don't you just love me?
So let's talk about wild and crazy things.
Click on the 2 cents link and you will be teleported straight into all our curious brains. Should be quite a ride for sure
While looking for the Beano website, I stumbled across this. I'm not real sure what it is but it certainly looks interesting. And time consuming if you have a boring desk job.

And oh, how I do love that Beano.
Makes everyone around me so much happier ;-) :::2 cents

Wednesday, April 18, 2001

Oh the Flash. Beautiful.
I want some
Hmmm, I think there is a link to me somewhere in this page but hell if I can find it

Tuesday, April 17, 2001

It is that time of year again. Time for the Naked Mile. That strange and somewhat surreal U of M tradition.
They do it every year. And yes, it is very real.
I had the misfortune of actually seeing it live and in person. Of course, on your way there for the first time you think how great and funny it's going to be.
Yikes!
It is nothing of the sort.
Don't get me wrong, I don't mind looking at naked folks (guys) but that was a bit much for sure.
Some things just should not be bouncing like that.

And of course, there is a dark side.
What is wrong with people?
This whole naked run thing has nothing to do with sex or sexual excitement. Nothing.
Trust me on this one. I've seen it with my own eyes.
It's about a bunch of kids ripping it up and having a daring good time.
And there should be absolutely no reason that women should be warned not to participate.
Is this the fucking 50's again?
And why can't the students look out for each other?
I mean, I'm sure they do somewhat but they really need to stick together on this one.
It's their school. They payed for it. It is up to them what happens on campus. And sick old men perverts should be chastised and shunned and made a fool of.
And the dean needs to take a pill. Certain things like this might not be "PC" but sometimes that's very good for us.
Keep us on our toes.
I'm sorry
I be bad
I post nothing for long time

pyscho Christina and LB and I are going to start a punk band and we're going to smash bottles over peoples heads and makes lots of money.
Howda like that mutherfucker?!?!?

Wednesday, April 11, 2001

Blog Voices is such a piece of shit!!!
What the hell is wrong with the person and the website.
It doesn't fucking work and it's pissing me off
Everytime I try to login it directs me to some bullshit screen that says there's a problem with something or the other.
So what's the problem? Huh??

So, I thought I would just completely go around the situation by entering in a new email address and password.
Guess what, same shit. Bastard!
So, I again used the old email address and got a new password sent to me. A password generated by BlogVoices mind you.
Guess what, same shit. Asshole!

I see BlogVoices working on other people's blogs, why won't it work on mine. I even emailed them to tell them about the problems I was having.
Their Response: Uhm donno.
Obviously. Well, you run the site, you figured it out!
Jerk-off

So, fuck them, I'm going to get my own message board so all of you can tell me things.

Tuesday, April 10, 2001

As usual, fabulous things from huh??, my favorite blog of all time

In case this hasn't reached you by email yet, I thought I'd share - author unknown:

America has engaged in some finger wagging lately because California doesn't have enough electricity to meet its needs.

The rest of the country (including George W. Bush's energy secretary Spencer Abraham, who wants Californians to suffer through blackouts as justification for drilling for oil in Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge) seems to be just fine with letting Californians dangle in the breeze without enough power to meet their needs. They laugh at Californians' frivolity.


Well, everybody, here's how it really is:


California ranks 48th in the nation in power consumed per person.


AND


California grows more than half the nation's fruit, nuts and vegetables. We're keeping them. We need something to eat when the power goes out.


We grow 99 percent or more of the nation's almonds, artichokes, dates, figs, kiwifruit, olives, persimmons, pistachios, prunes, raisins and walnuts. Hope you won't miss them.


California is the nation's number one dairy state. We're keeping our dairy products. We'll need plenty of fresh ones since our refrigerators can't be relied upon. Got milk?


We Californians are gonna keep all our high-tech software in state. Silicon Valley is ours, after all. Without enough electricity, which you're apparently keeping for yourselves, we just plain don't have enough software to spare.


And we're keeping all our airplanes. California builds a good percentage of the commercial airliners available to fly you people to where you want to go. When yours wear out, you'd better hope Boeing's Washington plant can keep you supplied. There isn't enough electricity here to allow us to export any more planes than we need ourselves.


And while we're at it, we're keeping all our high-tech aerospace stuff, too, like the sophisticated weapons systems that let you sleep at night, not worried you might wake up under foreign rule.


Oh, yeah, and if you want to make a long-distance call, remember where the satellite components and tracking systems come from. Maybe you could get back in the habit of writing letters.


Want to see a blockbuster movie this weekend? Come to California. We make them here. Since we'll now have to make them with our own electricity, we're keeping them. Even if we shoot them somewhere else, the labs, printing facilities, editing facilities, and sound facilities are all here.


Want some nice domestic wine? We produce over 17 million gallons per year. We'll need all it now to drown our sorrows when we think about the fact that no matter how many California products we export to make the rest of America's lives better, America can't see its way clear to help us out with a little electricity. You can no longer have any of our wine.


You all complain that we don't build enough power plants. Well, you don't grown enough food, write enough software, make enough movies, build enough airplanes and defense systems or make enough wine.


This is your last warning, America. Lighten (us) up before it's too late.


Love,
The Californians
Man, there is some seriously wierd shit on the internet. As if you didn't already know that.
Found this site quite by accident. Dead letters. Or actually, dead people's letters. Or something of the sort.
Complete with a pull down ratings menu.
Let's review a few, shall we?

Creepy
Death By Klondike Bar
Shit, I'm Dead
Everythime I even hear the word 'Bike Messenger' I can't help but think of Puck from The Real World
It's amazing how one person can completely destroy the credibility of a whole industry so easily

Sunday, April 08, 2001

Alright, who broke Blogger again?

Saturday, April 07, 2001

My neighbors are such freaks. Especially the guy, he is such a dork. Today he walked out in black (p)leather pants and wearing sunglasses. Folks, it was cloudy all day. I hate it when people try to be cool and wear sunglasses when they don't need to. Anyway, while he was waiting in the driveway for his woman, he doing a little dance to the music that must have been playing in his head.
What a retard.
They provide a constant source of amusement over here at my household.

Thursday, April 05, 2001

I love it when silly people think of really funny things.
Check out these downloads.
I'm going to put this one on my mother's computer. She won't know what the fuck is going on!!!
I can't wait.

Need an ego boost? Try this one. I'm Ms Wonderful and I'm a genius. My picture is in the dictionary.

Wednesday, April 04, 2001

I was intrigued (or should I say tricked) by the simple title of this blog. It's just called 'News'
When I got there... Oh Lordy, so much wrong, so little time to discuss it all

So, instead I'll go eat some popcorn. I have this wierd thing about eating the very first popped kernel that shoots out that air thing. Yes, I actually use an air popper. Probably one of the remaining 18 people left in the world that still do so. I don't like that microwave stuff. It's way too buttery and greasy. Yuck. Especially when it starts getting cold. Then it's like eating popcorn drowned in butter flavored crisco. I like my popcorn plain. No butter, no salt.
Man, here I thought I had the flu. No such luck. I think I have rabies

Sunday, April 01, 2001

My server won't let me ftp right now for some reason. Very strange. And now I can't update my blog. That sucks. Now I gotta call them and figure out what the hell they are doing. Or maybe not. I'll try again tomorrow. Sometimes waiting a day does the trick.

In other news, picked up my new car today. I'm so ecstatic I'm almost completely unemotional about it. Does that make any sense? Everyone keeps asking me if I'm excited about it and I say yeah, I am but I don't think they were entirely convinced. I really am excited about it but I don't think it has sunk in yet.
You see, I've never had a brand new car before and I really didn't think I would be getting one this weekend but...
I test drove it last Thursday and picked it up today. I think it's amazing that I decided on it that fast. And actually came up with all that money that I put down. It blows my mind how much money I can make if I really put my mind to it. And I'm lucky to be in a position that I can control the amount of income I have.


Thursday, March 29, 2001

Who knew that George Orwell's 1984 would actually become a handbook for our current, previous and future administrations.
I don't understand how the police think they will stop crime if they put up more cameras.
They are in a van watching a monitor miles away from the crime scene
By the time they put down those dounuts and actually get to the crime scene, the situation is long over, a person was violated in and now gets the added humiliation of seeing the whole incident again and again on every newscast that evening

So why do we have cameras at all? Everyone keeps saying that they are for protection. I don't believe it. The only thing a camera is going to do is video tape me getting robbed or whatever. It's not going to prevent any crime and it's certainly not going to catch any criminals.
So what's the point of having them? So the "powers that be" feel like they are in control of the world because they get to watch life on tape?
Whatever!
Sounds to me like those "powers that be" have personal problems and need to work on some self identity rather than trying to steal mine through some grainy image caught on a bad hair day
So I'm not really sure what to think about this.
I saw an ex tonight.
(I was going to give you initials when I realized I couldn't remember this individuals last name...YIKES, that's bad)
Anyway, G, was into the place I worked at tonight. It was wierd seeing him. It's been a long time, obviously since I can't remember his fucking last name!
But when I saw him and then talked to him it really hit me. All of my exes are so very similar. And what I'm attracted to now is in the same vein.
G reminded me of SH
Alot.
Everything, the face, the smile, the voice inflections, the facial expressions, everything. Even the color of the hair.
Creepy.
It never hit me until tonight. G was even before SH, but I was really stuck on SH for along time
And even another person that I happen to spot that I thought attractive displayed all of those same characterisics.
Even CM has all those things (except CM is the best)

Tuesday, March 27, 2001

Things that are happening in my little corner of the world
Ann Arbor's political climate
Street Repair
I really hate to steal info from other people's blogs but...
This is so funny I almost peed my pants laughing.
Who the hell came up with this idea?!!?!?

This juicy tidbit was found at BloggerZerg
OOh, Bad, Bad TiVo

TiVo claims it doesn't gather personal data from it's viewers but isn't that what Doubleclick also said

Sunday, March 25, 2001

In an attempt to separate the two blogs that I now own, I have made one into a journal and the other into a real blog with links and everything. Can you guess which one that would be?

Corn and Death
music reviews

Thursday, March 22, 2001

Got boobs?
A few thoughts on this one

1. Someone has way too much time on their hands
2. Who has that much patience to sit there and do this?
3. How did they do this?
Amazing!!

Wednesday, March 21, 2001

Maybe just maybe, things happen for a reason.
Like having an apeman for a landlord has really made us want our own home.

I swore to CM yesterday that come December we will have our own place.
I don't care if it's some $7000 trailer in ghetto land trailer park. I really don't care anymore at this point.
I just want to own. So I can dictate my own home repair life (whatever, that didn't make sense but you get the point)
I can't wait!!!

Our own house with our own yard so I can plant flowers. And a fenced yard so we can get a little puppy for Christmas.
Soon, very soon.

Tuesday, March 20, 2001

I think I will place this ad in the paper.

Desperately seeking good and honest landlord.
Who will respect our belongings like their own.
Who cares about the property they own and would want their tenants to take care of it like it was their own.
Who will make decent repairs, if needed, in a timely matter.

We are a young couple in the Ypsi area looking for a small two - three bedroom house with a fenced yard near the downtown Ypsi area.
We have small pets.
We are good, honest people who take pride in their home and will treat it with respect.
We have had problems with unconcerned landlords and don’t want to deal with this again.
If you are looking for nice, clean, quiet tenants please call us at xxx-xxx-xxxx.

Right now, it doesn't seem like a decent landlord exists.
I'm sure there's a few out there though. Hopefully someone decent with a decent house to rent will answer my plea.
There's gotta be a few good ones out there.
The problem is finding a decent house. I don't want anything fancy but I don't want it falling down around my ears either.
The problem with this area though is it's a college town and because of that there's alot of crap out there. Believe me, I know. I think I must have looked at the worst Ypsi has to offer when I found this place.

The place I have now is really cute and I really like it. I just want things to be taken care of in a timely manner. That's all.
I don't ask for much, just a little concern on the landlord's part.

Monday, March 19, 2001

You all must think I'm pathetic.
You are so right.
I just added my wishlist (yes I know I'm too old for such wishful thinking - but what the hell, why not give it a shot) so I can think that people might actually pitty me and buy me things.

I know, I know, material objects should not bring me joy but, well, sometimes they do.
I should probably be shot for saying that but I can't help it, I've been brainwashed since I was in the womb. That's how America is.
He who has the most crap wins.
So overall, last week was clearly one of the shittiest weeks I've ever had in my life.

My car won't start
My landlord is an idiot
The hack (otherwise know as a repair persone) fucked up my place
Had a few fights with CM (but everything is fine now)
My place is still a mess and I have to clean it up
I got a migraine on Friday that lasted into Saturday
I have a sinus infection because of the drama and mess from said previous week
I made no money
I came in dead last at a particular contest I entered (against my better judgement)
My mother got on my nerves and now thinks I'm crazy
MC still hasn't got off his ass and taken care of the things he needs to (If you're reading this MC, get your ass moving!!!, I got bills to pay)

Friday, March 16, 2001

It's so funny.
A long time ago, I learnd that I coundn't count on anyone but myself. No one was going to do things for me to help me unless they had something to gain from it.

Sometimes throughtout my life since I figured that out I have been caught up in situations that led me to believe that someone did care; someone was looking out for me regardless of their well being. And everytime I thought/think that I get brutally reminded that it simply isn't true.
I'm on my own, all alone.
In this great big world nobody gives two shits about me, not even the two people that gave birth to me. Not even the siblings that I have, not even the partner that I'm supposed to have.
Nothing.
I'm on my own. In this wilderness we call life.

Tuesday, March 13, 2001

I just want everyone to know that most of my postings go onto my other blog. I like that one better.
I think the only reason that I keep this blog around is to drum up traffic for the other one.
I feel like I can be much more creative on the other blog.
I just like it better.

Monday, March 12, 2001

Do you ever feel so incredibly lazy that you don't even want to move. Like, changing the channels on the tv would be too much work.
I really feel like that today. I don't even know how I'm typing this. I hate feeling this way because I have a lot of stuff I have to do in a few hours and I just don't want to do it. I just want to go back to bed. Good night

Friday, March 09, 2001

Mystery Men = the worst movie ever made. Even exceeds Beatlejuice in stupidity
It's very amusing to watch a cat get the litter box ready for their "special" delivery.
Man, cats are wierd!
I especially like catching them by surprise when they are about ready to deliver because they always give you the most fucked up look.
It's a cross between feigned surprise and modesty and some sort of sick satisfaction they must get by knowing that they shit and you clean it up.
Who knows?

Thursday, March 08, 2001

Don't ya just love it when people let you know important things well after you should have been notified?
Example:
Apparently, BP's baby shower is this Saturday. I'm just finding out today. Actually, that's not true. I found out yesterday.
But I'm not really sure if it's Saturday because my mother emailed me today and asked what I thought about the shower.
My response: What shower?
She probably doesn't know either even though she's supposed to be throwing it. Oh Lordy. This is how it always happens. Every time she is put in charge of organizing something... Forget it. She is the most unorganized person I have ever met. The women doesn't even know my email address. I had to email her first so she could "reply". She can't remember my phone number without looking in one of her many address books. She writes shit down on pieces of paper and forgets where she put them.
Oh, how fucking frustrating!!!!
And of course, I dont know where this up-in-the-air shower is going to be, I don't know where BP is registered. Shit, I don't even know if the kid is out of the hospital yet. (I haven't exactly been very diligent about keeping up with mother and son's progress, I feel really guilty about that)
And I hope that mother doesn't expect me to be forking over any dead prez cause I ain't got any.

Tuesday, March 06, 2001

I take that back. I could put a lot of effort into what I do now but I just don't care anymore. I've been doing it for awhile and it has taken it's toll. I'm sick of it and can't wait to do something else. I really hope that something else pans out.
I think I finally like my new layout. I know I keep talking about it but I put so much time into it just messing around. Changing colors/fonts/links - everything. I guess it's all just a learning process.
But I never spent much time on this blog. It just seems to come. Either that or I just don't care. Oh well. in the big scheme of things it really doesn't matter much. But to me at this point in my day/month/life it does. I don't do much right now that takes a lot of effort so I have to put effort into something. And I guess that something would be my blogs. It's a creative thing.

Monday, March 05, 2001

New layout is done and I am going to bed. Goodnight

Saturday, March 03, 2001

I think I hate my new layout on my other blog but it will have to do for awhile till I can get some software or something to help.
Something totally irrelevant.
I bought the cutest pair of shoes yesterday. I was into Payless to get shoe grippy things that you put on the bottom of your shoes for traction cause I almost busted my ass at work the night before. So I picked out those and decided to take a look around and found the "techno" display. (More thoughts on that in just a few) Anyway, they had these tennis shoe mules things that had, instead of laces, elastic bands to hold them on. (Mules, by the way, are shoes without the heel back - like slip ons. For those of you that don't know) There are just the coolest shoes and I'm so happy I bought them. It may seem strange to some that I'm getting all excited about shoes but, aren't you supposed to? I think to not get excited about something that you bought should be considered a
big warning sign that you got suckered into buying something that you really didn't want. Anyway, I'm very happy with them and can't wait for the weather to warm up a little more so I can were them out!

The techno thing. How strange. I see that all the time now. Like it was something new. I see that ad for some car - Detroit Techno edition. I wonder what Jeff Mills, Juan Atkins, Carl Craig and the like think about all that?


Wednesday, February 28, 2001

MD, from my very favorite state in the union, answered my my questioned about the pac man song by email.
Yes, he said, there is a song called 'Pac Man Fever'
I downloaded it from Napster.
My friends, this has got to be the dumbest song I have ever heard.
It's by Buckner Garcia, which I believe is an alias for 'Weird Al'
Well, I also dowloaded Aphex Twin's version of the song. Oooo, I really do dig that Aphex Twin. He scares me though. Very demented looking
This is my most favorite thing I have ever read on a blog!

"thank heaven for little girls
why? because they come bearing cookies."
Does anyone remembr the Pac Man Song of the early eighties?
Say about '82, '83?
Was there such a song?
Or were my parents feading me acid at a very early age?
If you know what I'm talking about, please email me.

Tuesday, February 27, 2001

Well my friends, the "W" is going to get us into a war
A big one
Where everyone else in the world is going to take their frustrations out on us
And we deserve it.
We keep fucking over everyone. Pushing our "reforms" down their throughts. Getting involved in business that doesn't concern us.
Europe and Russia and Asia, not to mention the Middle East are so Damn sick to death of our shit.
They are going to get together, gang up on us and kick our ass.
And all those weapons that we sold to all those countries all these years, well, say hello!
I guess we will find out what it really feels like to have "Inspectors" barge into our country and tell us what to do
COLONIALISM
Think I got the new layout about done. Just got to play around with the fonts and stuff.
I'm very tired right now. Been up for awhile.
March's layout is quite a departure from this month.
It still looks kinda amatuerish though
Maybe I really should break down and buy some web page creatin' software.
But I won't for another few months, probably, I don't know.

Monday, February 26, 2001

A few random thoughts for the close of the day


Chris Osgood is an idiot and needs to stay off the crack - there is no reason you should be letting in goals from the blue line. This is the NHL my friend!

Edward Norton is very fuckable - oh, yeah, he's a pretty good actor too

I really like mushrooms - not shrooms, but mushrooms, the shit you buy in the store. Every variety.

JP looks really good. I was concerned for awhile about that individual's well being. It's nice to see that he is doing well and seems to be pretty happy with current situations

NH - Stupid Bitch - should have known that she would get knocked up. She would do whatever it takes to keep her social position

Doesn't my layout seem so Tommy Hilfiger?
Maybe I should pack up all my shit and move to Taylor, MI, hang out with Kid Rock
yeah right
(ok, you can quit laughing now)

Sunday, February 25, 2001

Well, I've accomplished something this evening that I have never done before. I have blown out my hard drive. Completely run out of space. Napster has kicked my systems ass. I'm now in the process of converting everything to .wav to burn onto CD. Which is taking forever. And now I have the added task of sorting out which songs sould go where. Which isn't really a big deal because the CD's are only 50 cents so if I change my mind I'm not out much. The price of those things has come down so much. Amazing.
CM has downloaded a bunch of bullshit that I have to copy. Songs I have never heard of by artists I really have never heard of. But, we've been through this before.

Friday, February 23, 2001

I found out it's Daniel Agust that sings 'Ladyshave'
It's Magnus jonsson that is the one I was so fascinated with at their show.

Daniel is a dorky guy that tries to be Keith Flint, but he just happens to be one of the most beautiful men I have ever seen
Magnus is straight out of a Kraftwerk fantasy but is definately not much to look at

Don't you wish you could combine the two?

Wednesday, February 21, 2001

Has the sound of a stranger's voice turned you on? I mean really turned you on?
The singer from Gus Gus does that to me.
The one that sings Ladyshave, among other things.
He really got to me on a few songs from Polyesterday.
I was fortunate enough to catch their show in Detroit.
I was instantly infatuated. I think I wanted to marry him. Or at least fuck his brains out.
But, I didn't. I ended up talking to BS instead.
Man, I really should have.
Don't you hate it when that happens.
You get the chance of a lifetime and you choke.
Zach de la Rocha
Walked right on by me at Coachella
Totally choked.
The LB couldn't believe it, told me I should have tripped him then helped him up
Damn.
Now I'll never get to know how flexible he really is
I wonder if he can put his feet behind his head
Not that he would automatically sleep with me or anything but I'm cute so I'm sure there was a good chance.
Poor rock stars. We just automatically assume they're sluts
N 2 DEEP - Back to the Hotel
Oh, how can you not love it? I haven't heard that song in so long.
Napster is like a trip down memory lane

CM and I downloaded about a gazillion songs last night. We made a night of it. That is untill I got pissy. CM likes old-school hip-hop like Fat Boys, Kwame, Stetasonic. I only have a certain tolerance of that type of music. Once I reach it I get irrated real quick.
Actually, I'd never heard of most of it. Kwame? Who the fuck is that? I grew up in the country. We listened to Led Zepplin
Some songs would reach us way out there. JJ Fad, Positive K, Wrecks N Effect.
Oh, Oh, Oh, Rumpshaker was really quite the shit!
Nothing gets the hicks out on the dance floor faster than that!

Some of the old-school I really like though. It's a lost art. This nu-school stuff, I just don't know. They just can't seem to disrespect women in the same humorous way. (Hint: I'm being somewhat sarcastic, but only somewhat). Some of those lines, what can I say? "I got my socks off, My rocks off", "Swing that tush"? Oh my, when is the last time you heard someone say tush? I can only shake my head in wonder.

Monday, February 19, 2001

I just had an interesting converse with a friend. I saved it all and then took bits and pieces and created an entirely different converse. It was fun. It now sounds like we are planning a murder or something. It will be around I'd say the beginning of March.

Gotta bring out something new with the updated format.
Besides, I should tweak it a little more. The converse I meant

The new layout is coming along nicely. I went frames this time around. If you can't support frames - buy a new computer.

Oh, and sorry to the Netscape crew. I know my site must look fucked up but you gotta understand. I use the "E" so everything looks fine for me. Huh, who knew. I thought Html was html. Little did I know that browsers did whatever the hell they wanted to.
Maybe if I feel industrious, I'll make a Netscape friendly version for March. Maybe.

Anyway, about the new layout. I'm not sure if I like the colors. I may change them. They are somewhat dark and dank. We'll see

Sunday, February 18, 2001

I have a new nephew!!!
His name is 'Mathew Brady' He was born on February 15, 2001
He's adorable.
He's also very little, and very early. 7 weeks early. But he's doing fine. His parents got to hold him yesterday. He was taken off his ventilator for awhile. But they put him back on oxygen to help him breathe.
He's 17 inches long but he looks so much shorter than that. There is a beanie baby laying next to him on his bed that is about as long as he is.

The little guy gave us quite a scare, obviously. After he was born, he was life-flighted to a better equiped hospital. That's where he is now. He will probably go back to his birth hospital tomorrow or the next day. They will then keep him there for a few weeks. Most likely until the time he was supposed to be born.

But all in all everything is going very well. I'm so relieved. I was totally expecting the worst, but when I saw him everything seemed much better. He isn't even in one of those little pods (incubator) he's just laying around on his little bed chillin' out.

Thursday, February 15, 2001

I am looking for a particular song.
It's old school rap. man, you can tell I'm 'Old School' because I call it rap. All the youngsters call it hip-hop
Whatever
(now I'm listening to Sweet Jane by The Sundays)

Anyway, I need your help. I need to know who sings the song about something like: 'Howie's T'd off'
It's a woman singing the song. It's so great. Who sings that?
If you have any idea, please email me. I really want to know
I've controlled my emotions.
I'm back to normal now. Well. Almost. I have hiccups.

I just recorded myself speaking some poetry. Who knew I had such a sexy bedroom voice? I guess everyone except me.
I will probably post it tomorrow on "my other blog" otherwise known as"Hey Man, Who Ate My Pizza"

I'm currently obsessed (again) with napster. I'm currently listening to:
The Sundays - Here's Where the Story Ends
Mantronix - everything you can get your hands on cause Mantronix is wonderful
Detroit Grand Pu Bahs - Sandwiches
Tom Petty - pretty much everything by him too
John Anderson - Seminole Wind (it's a beautiful song and has a very potent point)
Bob Marley - Bufalo Soldier (my absolute favorite song by BM)
Macy Gray - Caligula (among other things)
Esthero - Swallow Me (it still blows my mind how young this girl was when she wrote the songs for this record)
oh, and let's not forget
Prince - Little Red Corvette
and
Groovy things by Zack de la Rocha (big surprise - he drops elephant shit) - Burn Hollywood Burn, Center of the Storm

Tuesday, February 13, 2001

Go check out 'My Ass Itches'
Very Interesting Indeed
I finally figured out to link to things using Blooger. I mean in my main text body that is. I had the right idea all along but a simple typo fucked it all up. I had closed my link tag too early. It all makes perfect sense now.
Check out the correction

Did I mention what an Asshole this guy was?

Monday, February 12, 2001

I need help with Outlook Express 5.5
Yes, I know that you can create different identities for different email accounts. I don't want that. I want all of my messages from all of my accounts to show up together in one inbox. Not several. How can I do this. I've tried looking through the help thing but it just tells me how to seperate them.
Someone help me please!!!!
I know having a guestbook is cheesy, but I like the feedback.
I want to know what people think of my sites.
Actually, first of all I want people to visit them.

If I didn't, then I would continue to keep a journal the way I used to.
On paper in a book.
Where no one could see what I wrote
Then no one would hear what I have to say or what I think. Maybe some of the readers of these pages feel the same way I do, Or close anyway.

There's a certain itimacy in anonymity

You all know much more about me already than many of the people I'm around on a daily basis.
I think that's amazing.
And yet we all take it for granted
I think a lot of us really miss out on the opportunity to really do something with all the information we come across every day.
Maybe it's becuse we are overloaded with info.
Bombarded on all sides
Maybe we can only process so much at one time. Or maybe we unconsiously choose not to remember most of what we see.
Maybe because the great majority of it is junk. Or maybe not.

We probably just haven't evovled to the point where all this technology can be truly useful to us.
I've alway thought that Biology can not keep up with society

Sunday, February 11, 2001


Happy birthday to KS
Lov ya babe!
You mean the world to me

Saturday, February 10, 2001

My last entry was such a trip.
I wrote that a couple years ago. The wind was blowing very strong last night. It was pretty creepy. That's what reminded me of it.
I believe it was written during one of the infamous "Gin Sisters Drinking Expeditions"
I suppose that explains alot.
Oh shit, this night is scary as I creep through the forest
I have to see you
You have to know this
Oh my God, I can't believe this is happening
You have to know they are coming
Coming for this thing
It is done and it can't be taken back

It's done It's done It's done
I have to protect you
I have to I have to I have to

It's so dark and scary
This night that's before me
It's left up to me
don't you understand? It's gotta be

The wind is howling
You're in lockdown and I'm freakin'
I think there's hounds on my tail
It's the night of the devil
They're coming to get us, let's make a pact

They can't get us if we don't want to be got
I look at you
You look so calm
You are calm you don't looked shocked
You knew it would happen but it never had you stopped

It's a cold night, scary night
the trees are going to get me before I reach you
How will you ever know the truth?

Friday, February 09, 2001

The 'rents called today. Why, I don't know. Probably to let me know (over and over again) that they're current local is nice and warm and sunny and mine is cold, rainy, depressing and shitty.
That's OK though. I'm very happy they're having such a good time. They deserve it.
I really don't mind either that they are spending my inheritance. Spend away, you don't have much shit anyway. At least nothing that I would really want. Except the camper. We all want that.
I can see it now, the distribution of property would move along at a clipping pace, all civil and all, until it came to the camper. Or "Travel Trailer" as mother demands it be called. Whatever.
Things would take a drastic turn for the worse in a quickness. Names would be called, hair would be pulled, teeth lost.
Oh, it would be ugly. Good thing they will live forever, right?
Pleasant Dreams MC

You're probably dreaming about me kicking your ass. Oh wait, that's not a dream....

I'm not mad at just you though. I really just hate the whole world today

But I do feel entirely dissed.
How was your converse with J, stimulating I'm sure. Maybe that's why you didn't show. J was just too intellectual and completely taxed all your remaing 18 sober brain cells.

Wednesday, February 07, 2001


And now I'm babbling. I think those meds left permenant damage. I can't even think straight. I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. Maybe I should get that imood after all. Then I could display how I'm feeling right now. I wonder what icon they have for 'feeling like a big pile of ass'?
I am: Pheobe (from Friends), Madonna, Brittany Spears and Janine Garofolo all mixed up as one with a little Rage Against the Machine thrown in for good measue
Oh, and don't forget Daria. She's important too
Have you heard of imood?
Now that's a IPO just destined to fail.
Duh!!!
What a dumb idea. You have a little iconish thing on your website that says if your happy or whatever.
As if actually typing your current mood was so difficult. Damn people come up with some stupid and useless things!

You can always tell what kind of mood I'm in by how much I swear.
Shake Jugs, Not Babies.
Hmmm - that could be construed in a very interesting way
Well, I just awoke from my Darvocet induced coma. Feel like a
big pile of ass
Gee, that crap works real well. Still in pain but feel like a big pile of ass
I thought this stuff was for pain relief. Little did I know that its true purpose was to make me feel like a big pile of ass

Do you think I stressed that enough, that I feel like a big pile of ass?
Oh boy. Just took a Darvocet on an empty stomach. I'm waiting for the room to start spinning. I can't believe people take this shit for recreation. I feel like I'm going to be sick. And I'm getting a headache. And it's hard to keep my eyes open.
I thought these were the lamo painkillers. Apparently not.
I just checked out this one blog. (http://insert.nu/samm/) I don't understand. This girl isn't even 18 yet and she is living on her own (with her sister) in a place like this and ordering funiture from Ikea and buying $100 worth of food and then going shopping and buying clothes and going out to dinner with friends.
What the fuck is this?
Where does this money come from?
I would really like to know!!!

Tuesday, February 06, 2001


I checked out my blog when it came up on that list thing.
I kind had to laugh because if anyone actually pays attention to the times that I post things they must think that I never sleep.
Well, blogger is a piece of shit.
I posted a really great commentary about this week's US News (on my other blog) and somehow it is now gone. Gone into that cyber space void never to be seen or heard from again. I'm so pissed.
If for some strange reason, someone decided to print that please email me a copy. I would greatly appreciate it.
How strange, asking someone else for a piece of my writing.
Like anyone would have printed it.
But sometimes I do things like that if I see a design or something that I liked.
But usually not. I'm into saving paper.

I guess I shouldn't talk so badly about blogger.
I think they already has enough problems
Or I'll just simply get booted off.
I just added POTTURINN (http://www.hi.is/~tomash/potturinn/) to my blog list on 'my other blog'
I don't know what they are saying because it's in a different language but damn, that first picture is funny
The dude in the yellow glasses is just killing me
I love my other blog, it makes me happy
because I don't feel well.
In fact, I feel like shit.

And my cat, Cherry, I just don't know what to do with her.
She's gone insane. Some who know her would probably say that she has been insane for quite some time but that is simply untrue.
She hates CM
I mean she really hates him. And now she is choosing not to use her litter box from time to time.
That has got to stop!!!
And her meds are not kicking in. I'm afraid she has broken her paw.
Damn, everyone in my household is on meds. Except for CM
Max, my other cat, well, he makes his own meds in his head. I really hate him. Whiny motherfucker. What a freaker cat. Why do I have such strange animals? Did I do that to them?

Monday, February 05, 2001

MC please snap out of your funk.
and sorry I had to go so quickly.
Don't be upset, you do it too.
updated my new blog, 'Hey Man, Who Ate My Pizza?'
I liked the two column thing from an asthetic point of view but one column is much easier to read.
I'm sure you all will appreciate it. If you go over there, sign the guestbook please. No one has signed it yet and it would just give me the greatest of thrills.

Saturday, February 03, 2001

Holy Crap I love my new digital cable. I'm not a tv kind of person, but man, I get every channel ever thought of. I have 45 music channels. I think about 60 HBO's. Not really but close to it. The only thing I don't get is M2.
Of course.
That would just put it over the top. I mean to sit down and watch actual videos on Mtv would be such a novelty. Huh. I can't imagine it. I do think they used to play videos, probably the first six months they were on. Apparently, they figured watching Real World Boston over and over and over again was way more better.
Ya know, it's all Mtv's fault that we now have shows like survivor and the like. Does anyone actually watch these shows? I don't know of anyone who does. I certainly wouldn't be caught dead looking at that crap.

Speaking of tv, my downstairs neighbor SR always says she was looking at tv. Not watching tv but looking at it. I love that. It's so cute. I want to start saying that now.
So that's who that phil thing is. It's the stupid groundhog. On my ISP, http://www.mediaone.rr.com/rros2/home/0,1793,78,00.html, they have a different poll everyday and yesterday they asked a question about puxwanny phil (or whatever that thing is named) I think they asked a question about his ability to predict the weather. I just thought is was some weather forcaster on CBS or something. They always have weird names like that.

Friday, February 02, 2001

Obviously, I'll have to actually post something there. I'll do that tonight when I get home from work.
I think I will change the layout every month and then archive the layouts.
Oh I'm so excited. My new blog 'Hey Man, Who Ate My Pizza?' turned out pretty fucking fly. Go check it out.

Thursday, February 01, 2001

Apparently George Forman has teamed up with the imac. Have you seen this? George Forman grills in bright see-through day-glo colors. Groovy. What an utterly useless item.
CM wants one.
My Reaction: CM, what the hell are you going to do with a GF grill? You don't even know where the kitchen is.
And I'm not joking. This poor soul fucked up mac-n-cheese. Dude, he fucked up ravioli. Not the kind you make yourself but the crap out of the can. How can you possibly screw that up? All you have to do is open the can, dump it into a pan, slop it around a few times then dump it into a bowl.
The key is using a spoon to stir it. CM used a fork, you should have seen this mess! I went into the kitchen, took a look at that and thought Freddy Kreuger had come to dinner.